PIGestein....The Oink Factor..

I always wanted to keep a pig as pet and call it ‘babe’, simply fell in love with them after watching that movie. But that idea will have to wait because apparently pigs are not the cute looking, gluttonous and friendly creatures anymore. Overnight they seem to have developed fangs and are dreaded by the whole mankind. Well my Oink oink dream went down the drain. Now maybe i will get a cat unless it also turns into a vampire and spread some deadly disease or starts killing people.

I think that most of the hype is created by media. In their attempt to educate people and make us aware of the happenings, the media plays with our gullible minds and make us critical of everything. Like what happened a few days back. My mother had a pain in her neck and she feared it was some kind of spondylitis. And like the caring daughter that i am, i used my brain and took her to a physician instead of an orthopaedic. Anyways, when we were waiting for the doctor with other patients we met a lot of cold and cough patients and then out of nowhere a patient came with a flu mask, maybe he was just taking precaution which by the way me and my mom should also have taken but after seeing him my mother just freaked out. She forgot all about her pain and i think that treated her spondylitis coz only a kathakali dancer can make all those eye and head gestures. Well, we came back from the clinic and after that for the whole day we were in trance, thinking about what to do next. My mother counted around a 101 diseases she thought we might have caught. I thought of going back and asking that boy if he actually had that swine thing or we are just dreaming of becoming a guinea pig. I took bath with dettol water, neem water, regular water and hot water too when its 42 degrees outside. I washed my hands around 100 times, cut my nails which by the way i was trying to grow finally as i was not chewing on them. The trauma ended after 2 days and till then neither me nor my mom told dad about our speculations. And afterwards my dad took her to an orthopedic and now she is alright. I think i freaked out because i watch a lot of news channels and have too much knowledge about the plight of this really cute creature. I mean whats its fault? It didn’t know that it had some virus. It’s a pig for crying out loud, its motto in life is to eat not to worry about some deadly virus.It didn't sleep with anyone and intentionally spread this.

So, from now onwards i will not watch any news item over and over again. I will find some other means to improve my general knowledge and like i have to enter in a quiz contest or something that i want to be updated. Its ok to forget a few minister’s names, there are so many of them anyway. And Piggy Pigestein is still my favourite :)

Molly Smiles :)

This is the lyrics of a song called Molly Smiles from the movie "Uptown Girls". The lyrics are great ... Even if you don't watch the movie watch the video on youtube... its awesome...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HZm4lvztVA
keep smiling :)

MOLLY SMILES
Daddy's little girl paints the world with her magic wand.... Daddy's little child breathes new life to the morning time for me... Though we're apart,her thoughts follow me When I come home, Molly smiles with the dawn Molly smiles, and she radiates the glow around her halo... When she plays,Molly smiles... On a summer day, Molly smiles .... A newday, Molly smiles

Daddy's little girl ties a ribbon around my heart ... Daddy's little child waves goodbye to the ocean tide that sweeps me ...Though we're apart, she's a part of me

Molly smiles with the dawn ....Molly smiles and she radiates the glow around her halo... When she plays,Molly smiles .... On a summer day, Molly smiles A newday, Molly smiles

When I come home, Molly smiles with the dawn... Molly smiles and she radiates the glow around her halo... When she plays, Molly smiles On a summerday, Molly smiles A new day, Molly smiles

When the days have gone grey, Nothing's wrong when Molly smiles :-)

IF I HAD THE LICENSE TO KILL....

I hope that whatever i write here won’t be used against me in case i land up in prison. :)

Terrorists these days surely think that they have the universal license to kill. They seem to be using or rather misusing their license which they think was given to them by God to reform the society. They kill people and defend themselves by saying that they are fighting for a cause. When the whole world is trying to find solutions to counter terrorism, i think i will use my "license to kill" to curb terrorism. I, as a patriotic citizen will take the responsibility on my shoulders and will help the government in exterminating this menace which is eating our country like a termite. I have the license. I can kill anyone and will not be answerable to any authority. Sounds amazing right?? But there is a teeny weeny problem, well i don’t like violence, the blood freaks me out and as a true follower of Gandhi, i also like non-violence. And so i will use my license like the modern day dons do. I will use it to threaten the terrorists, i will tell them to leave or else i will kill them and i won’t have to wait for any higher authority’s order to do so. Here i am not considering the possibility of the being killed by the terrorist because i am an optimistic person. As i will successfully capture terrorists i will be a popular agent and all the countries will want my services. Then maybe i will expand my business. I will make all those plans later.

As Spiderman once said that “with great powers comes great responsibility”, i will use my power sensibly. But i think sometimes i would like to use my powers to make social contacts with likes of Shahrukh Khan, Tom Criuse etc. I don’t think they will mind the threatening for a harmless cup of coffee or an autograph. Atleast i will become a famous socialite just in case that terrorist killing plan fails.

I don’t want to share my powers with anyone but sadly i am not the only one possessing this ultimate power. All of you have it with you. There is no age limit or expiry date for this license, nobody needs to explicitly give it to you and likewise you don’t have to ask anyone for it. You are born with it. Now you must be thinking that i am out of my mind. If all of us have the license to kill then there will be bloodbath everywhere. People will threaten and kill each other for most minuscule things after all, killing is legal. But i don’t mean that. By the license to kill i mean that all of us have the license to kill poverty, illiteracy, racism and all those factors that are hampering the growth of our nation. Unlike the normal licenses issued to us by various authorities, the license to kill doesn’t have any rules attached. It is fully upto you how and when you want to use it. Sometimes we run away from our responsibilities thinking that if i don’t do it someone else will do it. But sadly these days everyone is thinking the same and thus no one is taking a step forward to make an effort. The license is a perfect way to pay off for the lost efforts. If you make an effort towards eradicating illiteracy people will not question you and maybe after they realise the power of license they will join you in your efforts. You might feel that in a population of billions your effort won’t prove to be fruitful but when millions of us realise the power associated with the license to kill, the combined effort will kill the miscreants hampering the growth of our nation. Thus this is the easiest way for satisfaction and fame. India will shine and you will be a star. :)